“Excedrin Extra Strength: “It belongs in a museum.” Dr. Indiana Jones once said that about a Pope’s necklace or something, but it is easily applied to the equally valuable Excedrin Extra Strength. It is an incredibly strong pain reliever, plus it has so much caffeine. It fixes everything. You will probably be hungover on Thanksgiving, from staying up late and trying to clean up the beer cans from under the couch, so take it before your parents arrive. Then while they are there. And after they leave. I think you are supposed to pay attention to combining it with alcohol, but you have a young liver—you’ll be fine.”
This is a funny article and, while I’m not hosting Thanksgiving, I do have a never-ending love for Excedrin.
